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thecamcorder:

The boyf likes movies. I know all of nothing about movies. That said, Criterion stuff is on sale, creating the perfect opportunity to get a nice Christmas gift, but because of the aforementioned lack of movie knowledge, I don’t have a CLUE what to buy him.

So, does anyone know of any particularly good Criterion films (that aren’t La Haine or Rules of the Game)?

But there are so many gorgeous films out.  Seven Samurai.  400 Blows. What about Rushmore?  Has he mentioned any films from French Cinema that he enjoyed?  Help me narrow it down!

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Last night I was eating at the counter by myself at the Grit when a friendly acquaintance who works there approached me and said that he always sees me alone. He then told me that before I started dating my current boyfriend that he and his girlfriend would see me at shows standing alone and would say to each other that someone should be standing with me because I am “too cute” to be standing by myself. Even though I know his intentions weren’t malicious and that he was just playfully picking on me, I was offended because I never thought that I was out in public alone that often (I have friends!) and that people were kind of scrutinizing or pitying me for it. I don’t think a girl being alone in a public place is necessarily an indication of whether other people find her attractive or not or that she doesn’t have any friends. Sometimes I like eating dinner, going to movies, and studying alone. I’m not going to refrain from going to a show just because all of my friends are busy. I doubt this person would have said anything if I was male.

Wasn’t me, guys!

excaliblog:

I got hollered at by TWO frat boys on game day. One called me a boy, the other one yelled “YOU ARE POOR.” …wait, what?

I was told “Better safe than sorry with that bike helmet!”

PSA’s by your local drunk assholes. A++++

Puns FTW

Okay, I can’t help but add some terrible sexual puns in my paper on Shakespeare’s own sexual puns.  I wonder if my TA will snag this one:

The Clown then proceeds to give Cleopatra a snake which is representative of the male sex organ (Quintis 130) and puns about his “worm” continually.  When asked by Cleopatra, “Hast thou the pretty worm of Nilus there,” the Clown replies, “Truly, I have him but I would not be the party that / should desire you to touch him” (5.2.243-246).  He becomes relentless with his jokes, stating that he knew “a very honest woman, but / something given to lie… / she died of the biting of it” (5.2.250-251).  Lie in this situation means to be untruthful, but also to lie with a man.  The scene is loaded with innuendo.